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me : "you're a cat"

my cat : *loud meow*

me : "yeah that's what I said"

i'm pretty sure you are actually attracted to the moon

i don't want to sleep anymore but thanks for the soft purring

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tiny cat is sleeping on my pillow, next to my head. i love her

demande coiffeur/se Paris 

Y a des gens ou des adresses que je vous conseilleriez pour se faire couper les cheveux sur Paname + coloration de mèches (enfin un truc pas très compliqué non plus)

Why did U2 get rid of their lead guitarist? 

Just to take The Edge off

a wedding ring is a season pass for your partner's bussy

(static flyer version below)

So get ready this 12th of September at 18h/6PM CEST for the big final clash!

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🔥 THIS SUNDAY THE FIGHT IS ON! 🔥

Will CPU Cake and I be able to win against HarleyLikesMusic and Itspandaonair?? YOU decide! 😎

twitch.tv/micromusicitaly

i think being a non binary lesbian is epic and you can't change my mind

i think being a non binary lesbian is epic and you can't change my mind

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